John(talking about LARPing): I had busy weekend. Killed a bunch of people.
Me: I didn’t kill anyone. Oh wait, I killed 80 people in two days!
James: You’re adopted.
And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
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yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.
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I have a question for you guys: If you had to choose between 5 years more of life or a dinner with Tom Hiddleston. What restaurant would you go?
My bedroom. Slice me off a piece of that filet.
Beans you are perfect.
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Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
reblogging because of reverse snowglobe i can’t even
Reminds me of sandy’s house in Spongebob….
^^^^^^right?!? This comment. God, I would love me one of these…
it’s a hamster cage xD
imagine waking up in the middle of a thunderstorm.
I WOULD DIEEE LEMME GET IN HEREEE UNFFF
What if you just finished watching The Grudge? LOL
I would definitely not want to be fucking someone in this bed, and look up to see a horrified group of schoolchildren on a nature hike.
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And then James and I figured out the Loki problem.
Give him to the Weasleys.
Molly’s not gonna let him get into trouble, and if he gets angry he can just destroy some gnomes.
Perfect.
- Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
- Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
- Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
- Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
- Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
- Thor:
- Thor:
- Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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